1 00:00:05,172 --> 00:00:06,774 Previously on "P-Valley"... 2 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,042 Montavious Hill? 3 00:00:08,075 --> 00:00:11,345 Oh, FEMA doesn't have anyone on record with that name having been identified yet. 4 00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:16,050 Hands where I can see them. 5 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:19,153 Hey, bitch! 6 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:20,154 Bitch, what the hell? 7 00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:21,522 What'd I say? 8 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:23,023 Hands where I can see 'em. 9 00:00:24,291 --> 00:00:27,328 There might be one small, little, tiny problem 10 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:28,696 with the owner of The Pynk. 11 00:00:28,729 --> 00:00:30,798 The owner may have found out about the casino. 12 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,234 I'm still paying off a debt I took up on this place. 13 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:35,102 Can you get me the down payment by tomorrow? 14 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:36,237 Tomorrow? 15 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:37,705 You made the withdrawal from the church account yet? 16 00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:38,739 What you need it for? 17 00:00:38,773 --> 00:00:40,241 What your little ass gonna do with it? 18 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:43,110 I'm sorry, baby, but another buyer's done already swooped in and got it. 19 00:00:44,445 --> 00:00:46,514 Fuck you, bitch! 20 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:48,249 Where's this bitch at? 21 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:50,518 All right, now, which one of y'all heifers gon' go on for Beyoncé? 22 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,052 I'll do it. 23 00:00:52,086 --> 00:00:53,287 That's my song. 24 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:55,256 That's my song! 25 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:56,624 You know that shit about you, right? 26 00:01:04,832 --> 00:01:08,769 Miss M-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I, 27 00:01:08,803 --> 00:01:13,641 crooked letter-crooked letter-I, humpback-humpback-I! 28 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:17,678 That's right! 29 00:01:17,711 --> 00:01:22,616 Miss Mississippi in a minute! 30 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:24,785 Let's run that bop back one more 'gain one time 31 00:01:24,819 --> 00:01:29,223 for the one-time rewind! 32 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:31,392 She almost better than Mercedes. 33 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:33,794 Ooh, Lordy, don't you be blaspheming up in here. 34 00:01:33,828 --> 00:01:35,596 Over love. 35 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:38,866 I usually choose the money over love 36 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:42,603 Yeah, you can have it, I don't give a fuck 37 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:45,706 Tonight she got me about to give it up 38 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:48,809 - Every buck, all because - All because. 39 00:01:48,843 --> 00:01:50,811 Which one of y'all the new divorcée? 40 00:01:50,845 --> 00:01:53,547 Right here, and I'm spending 41 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:57,318 this whole divorce settlement tonight, bitches! 42 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:58,519 Hey! 43 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,754 To new motherfucking beginnings! 44 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:03,824 To new motherfucking beginnings! 45 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:46,834 You are truly the most beautiful woman 46 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:48,702 I ever seen. 47 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:52,673 And you smell like a baby. 48 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:58,579 He just left me! 49 00:03:01,248 --> 00:03:05,886 Well, he ain't deserve a generous and genuine woman like you. 50 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:09,557 You ain't have to drop half your divorce settlement on me, 51 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:11,559 and, like, yet you did. 52 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:14,628 Somebody gonna snatch you up soon enough. 53 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:16,764 No, they won't. 54 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:21,368 I don't want to go back to that big old empty house by myself. 55 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:23,571 I don't want to go. I don't want to go! 56 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:25,873 I don't want to go! I don't want to go! 57 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:27,975 I don't want to go! I don't want to go! 58 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:31,312 Hey, hey, God can't give you your blessings 59 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:34,248 if you up there holding a bag of shit. 60 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:38,919 You gon' have to release that doo-doo and take your blessings to go, boo. 61 00:03:38,953 --> 00:03:41,455 Now, that's something we all can learn from. 62 00:03:41,956 --> 00:03:43,457 Gidget! 63 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:45,326 If you don't get your ass out of my face... 64 00:03:45,359 --> 00:03:47,461 I'm talking to the lady, and you jokin' and shit, and... 65 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,603 Girl... 66 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,907 Let's get this bag. 67 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:32,626 Over love 68 00:06:32,659 --> 00:06:35,596 I usually choose the money 69 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:39,733 Over love, yeah 70 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:41,568 Yeah, you can have it 71 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:44,738 I don't give a fuck 72 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:51,445 She got me about to give it up 73 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:52,813 Hey. 74 00:06:58,118 --> 00:06:59,920 All done. All done. 75 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:05,926 I told Uncle Clifford this shit wasn't long for the world. 76 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:08,162 Pynk being 'closed on? For real? 77 00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:10,597 How long you done know about this, man? 78 00:07:14,468 --> 00:07:17,004 Well, look who laughing at a funeral. 79 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:21,742 Oh, well, this sad and all, but look. 80 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:24,044 Somebody done posted a video of me from last night. 81 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:27,214 This shit done got, like, 10,386 views. 82 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:30,551 How I'ma finish paying for nursing school? 83 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:31,718 What I'm finna do, y'all? 84 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:33,620 What we all gon' do? 85 00:07:34,721 --> 00:07:36,523 Over love! 86 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:40,160 Yeah, you can... Over love... 87 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:46,533 - Watch it! - I usually choose the money over love. 88 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:54,775 What y'all standing lollygagging for? 89 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,811 Oh, Lord, don't tell me, Mercedes dead. 90 00:07:57,845 --> 00:07:58,812 She dead. 91 00:07:58,846 --> 00:08:00,047 Mercedes dead! 92 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,181 Look. 93 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:03,884 Foreclosure? 94 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:09,690 14 days till auction? 95 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:19,099 Last night, a local pastor was attacked by an exotic dancer 96 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:20,767 in front of the club... 97 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:23,670 - Your account is frozen. - What does that mean? 98 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:26,540 That means that you're not allowed to do any more transfers. 99 00:08:26,573 --> 00:08:28,609 What do you mean I'm not allowed any more transfers? 100 00:08:28,642 --> 00:08:30,510 Apologies, Miss Savage, but our records show 101 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:32,613 that you've done over ten in the past few days. 102 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:34,915 Yeah, that's because y'all allow unlimited transfers 103 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:37,050 as long as the amount is under $9,000. 104 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:39,253 - Well, things have changed. - Why? 105 00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:41,989 The only reason we had that policy in place 106 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,991 was because we knew folks was trying to get back on their feet 107 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,659 after the flood. 108 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,628 We wanted to help folks wire money to their families, 109 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:50,097 but as of today, it stops. 110 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:52,099 So y'all just think, in two months, 111 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:53,567 we can all just pull our lives back together... 112 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:56,069 Look, Miss Savage, it was a courtesy, 113 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:59,273 which, quite frankly, folks should be grateful for. 114 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:04,678 Mm, seems like your family has been very, very generous. 115 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:08,181 But as of today, the policy is changed. 116 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:12,686 - Look, is there anything... - What the hell? 117 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:16,556 Lord, have mercy! Oh, Jesus, take the wheel! 118 00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:20,127 Thank you, Jesus. 119 00:09:30,304 --> 00:09:33,206 Her own bag, I don't need to save her 120 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,909 Rolling in ass papers 121 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,778 The stage and naughty by nature 122 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:40,080 I need me a bitch that's doin' it major 123 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:42,749 I'm just saying, y'all done had me sitting up here all night, 124 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,017 and I still ain't got my phone call yet. 125 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:44,985 Pay phone broke. 126 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:46,620 I need to call my lawyers, Bufford and Bienvenue. 127 00:09:46,653 --> 00:09:48,722 Yeah, you and every other nigga up in here. 128 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,190 Yeah, you can have it 129 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:53,226 I don't give a fuck 130 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,796 Who sing that song? 131 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:57,664 Lil Murda. 132 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:00,934 - Lil Murda? - Well, keep it that way. 133 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:06,773 Look, I can't be hemmed up in the 201 over the whole weekend, now. 134 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:08,008 Well, you should've been thinking about that 135 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,309 before you beat your mama's ass last night. 136 00:10:09,343 --> 00:10:12,079 You don't know Patrice Woodbine. She stole from me. 137 00:10:13,347 --> 00:10:15,082 Pluckin' and finessin' must run in the family 138 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,851 since I have yet to get my wallet returned back to me. 139 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,221 Jesse? 140 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:22,289 Oh, hell! 141 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:24,725 Over love 142 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,996 I usually choose the money over love 143 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,299 Yeah, you can have it 144 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:34,868 I don't give a fuck 145 00:10:35,702 --> 00:10:39,740 Tonight she got me about to give it up 146 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:42,009 All because... 147 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,953 Show me that ass! Yeah! Come on! 148 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:56,990 Jesse! 149 00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:59,292 - Talking shit. - Jesse! 150 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,128 Jesse! 151 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:04,297 Jesse, will you please honor my request to be moved to the ladies' cell? 152 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,433 - It's not my call. God's call. - Come on, man. 153 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,902 I would let you ring Him up, but the pay phone's broke. 154 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,905 Hey, let me peep that. 155 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:14,741 Oh, my God, what the fuck? 156 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:16,743 Y'all put that phone up and get back to work. 157 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:34,761 Get this heifer off of me! 158 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,797 Good Lord, maybe I am better off over here. 159 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,932 You fucking bitch! 160 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,102 You want to add murder in the first 161 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,237 to assault, disorderly behavior, and resisting arrest? 162 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:46,039 That officer ran into my fist. 163 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:47,174 Just like your mama did, huh? 164 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,341 Your mama? 165 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,410 Wait, this her mama? 166 00:11:50,444 --> 00:11:52,045 I don't care what she do. 167 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:53,980 You don't raise a hand to your mama. 168 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:57,017 Yeah, I'd split these two up, but we got a sewage backup in number three, 169 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,418 and number four won't lock, 170 00:11:58,452 --> 00:12:00,821 so y'all gon' have to go along to get along, you hear me? 171 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:06,059 You stay over there in that corner, and you stay over there, huh? 172 00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:08,762 You make sure these heifers don't cross this 50-yard line, you hear? 173 00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:10,263 These folks like two tornadoes in the alley, 174 00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:12,232 and you want us to stay in here with them? 175 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:15,268 Well, you want to go over there and join Nineveh, huh? 176 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:16,736 I ain't think so. 177 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:19,773 Now, I hear one more peep out of y'all, and I'm stacking up everybody's charges! 178 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,142 I didn't do shit! 179 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:24,945 Can he do that? 180 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,216 Jesse can do anything he wanna. 181 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,251 Round here, he's the boss. 182 00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:32,886 Children nowadays... 183 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:35,489 ain't got no respect for they elders. 184 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,023 Ain't that a shame? 185 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:38,992 Yeah, it's all right, baby. 186 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,795 It's all right. 187 00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:45,866 You say what, now? 188 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:49,302 My wife went missing the day Hurricane Drake hit. 189 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,538 Afterwards, I couldn't get the Houston police to do anything, so... 190 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,908 Well, I can only imagine how overwhelmed they was. 191 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,843 So she been missing for two months now? 192 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,180 Yeah. Ever since the flood. 193 00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:04,484 Well, son, Chucalissa's two worlds away from Houston. 194 00:13:04,518 --> 00:13:06,386 Guess that's how far hope's carried me. 195 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:09,089 I visited every town along the river, 196 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:12,325 thinking maybe, maybe... 197 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,864 I lost so much, sir. I lost everything. 198 00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:21,201 Well, look... 199 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:23,503 I'll tell you what. 200 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,907 If you have a picture you can email us, 201 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,543 I'll get my deputies to put up some flyers 202 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:32,045 around town quick-fast, all right? 203 00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:33,847 Thank you kindly, sir. 204 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,416 Now, hold on. I can't read that. What is it? 205 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:40,053 Who should I ask for if I get word back? 206 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:42,122 Montavious. 207 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,124 Montavious Hill. 208 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,467 Sheriff Bailey, I tried to hem him up at the gate. 209 00:13:55,569 --> 00:13:57,404 How can I help you, Clifford? 210 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,874 "If the owner does not vacate the said premises 211 00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:03,543 in 14 days by date of auction, 212 00:14:03,577 --> 00:14:06,112 the Sheriff's Office of Nonconnah County 213 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:09,449 will evict said owner from the property"? 214 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,086 Now, don't do that with your nails. 215 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:18,258 All right, come on. Alex, let her back. 216 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,528 The devil stay busy, don't he? 217 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:24,097 It wasn't me that rode down there and put that on your door. 218 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,932 That was one of my deputies. 219 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:28,401 I was busy cleaning up your right-awful mess. 220 00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,403 A mess made by me? Pray, do tell. 221 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:34,274 I had to pull over a lady so lit, I thought she was a fuckin' firecracker. 222 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,109 Thank God I seen her when I did. 223 00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:37,877 Don't know how many folks she would've killed last night 224 00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:42,048 swerving backward down Main Street like she on 40 going north. 225 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,284 Look, now, me and you... 226 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,254 I thought we had come to an understanding. 227 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,089 I pay you, don't I? 228 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,658 That you do, but you can't let folks get so lubricated, 229 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,360 they start acting a damn fool. 230 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:57,097 You'd best tell Yoli to stop being so damn heavy-handed. 231 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,098 No... 232 00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:00,600 This little arrangement between us gon' soon come to an end, 233 00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:02,235 you keep pushing past the limit. 234 00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:04,004 You'd really forgo our little arrangement? 235 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,439 Look, I don't really like Ruffin's new law. 236 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:07,907 Okay. 237 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:10,110 Look, I don't mind letting folks get a little liquored. 238 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:13,246 All laws ain't right, but some rights is wrong. 239 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:16,283 Run that back, Emmitt Smith. 240 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:20,287 Well, all I'm saying is, even if you had the right 241 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:24,257 to put tequila with your titties, think about what the Bible say. 242 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,592 Oh, child. 243 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:28,561 Now, you lucky a foreclosure notice all you got last night. 244 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,598 Why so short? 14 days? 245 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:33,400 Well, you best talk to your boy Ruffin. 246 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,101 - My boy? - Yeah. 247 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,002 Hey. 248 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,704 Welcome to Bailey's Plantation, y'all. 249 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,706 Y'all folks so goddamn sensitive. 250 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,174 That ain't what I meant. 251 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:43,710 Ruffin seem like he your boy. 252 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,979 He got you doing his dirty work. 253 00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:48,114 Look, the mayor's office can expedite a foreclosure 254 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:51,451 in the case of properties that they consider a community blight. 255 00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:52,452 Community blight? 256 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,654 Do you know how many hoes I done put through school? 257 00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:57,324 Well, that little community service you done provided over the years 258 00:15:57,357 --> 00:16:01,628 just ain't gonna override all the code violations you done racked up. 259 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:04,364 Mayor Ruffin say The Pynk's gots to go. 260 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:07,233 Is this shit even legal? 261 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,369 Well, this Mississippi. It legal enough. 262 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:12,072 Now, if you don't mind, I got shit to do. 263 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:15,342 The jail's so full, the bars about to bend to breaking. 264 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:20,213 Hell, even one of your dancers got all lost up in the sauce last night. 265 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,015 One of my girls? 266 00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:24,351 Yeah, Lexus or something. 267 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:25,418 - Mercedes? - Yeah. 268 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:26,453 Wait, she up in here? 269 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,455 Yeah, she up in here. So's her mama. 270 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,524 Cutting up outside the Kroger like it was a damn barbershop. 271 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,126 Let me see her. Let me see her. 272 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,495 No, you will see her when she posts bail. 273 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:39,699 Sheriff Bailey, that girl is like a daughter my ass can't ever have. 274 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,069 You let me see Mercedes. 275 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,078 I needs my phone call. 276 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:54,047 - Excuse me, I needs... - What up, baby? 277 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,349 Hey, hey, baby, look over here. Look over here. 278 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,785 You see that? You see that right there? 279 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:00,720 You like that? 280 00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:07,427 Come on, step to the right and let me get a good look at you. 281 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,430 Hey, told you I ain't have no dick. 282 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,465 Hey, boy. Cut that shit out! 283 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:16,136 I wonder if I put a quarter in her mouth, would she sing some Aretha? 284 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,371 You gon' have to put more than a quarter in this mouth, 285 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,206 you want some Aretha. 286 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:24,344 You don't know what you mean 287 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,045 Glad you know what it's worth. 288 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,082 This ain't the club. 289 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,520 Are you Mercedes? 290 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,588 Did I die and go to Heaven? 291 00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:38,591 - No, bitch, this hell. - Mercedes! 292 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:43,563 I came all the way down from Tchulahoma to see your last dance. 293 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:48,435 I heard about it, and I knew that's what I wanted to do for my divorce party, 294 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:51,571 but they had some other girl go on for you instead. 295 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,606 Somebody danced in my place? 296 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:58,111 Yeah, they called her M-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I... 297 00:17:58,144 --> 00:18:00,313 Hold it down. You have two minutes. 298 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,249 Hey, girl, hey! 299 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,385 - Hey-- - Uncle Clifford! 300 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,455 You let Keyshawn go on for me? 301 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,690 Mercedes, what the hell was I supposed to do, huh? 302 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,125 Let the niggas tear the club up? 303 00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:13,593 I mean, I like it when folks get crunk, 304 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:16,429 but Lord knows I needs me a building standin'. 305 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,166 Well, how'd she do? 306 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,334 Girl, she... 307 00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:23,770 She was all right. 308 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,210 I need you to get me out of here. 309 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,512 Oh, baby girl, come on. 310 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:33,646 Hey. 311 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,183 I'ma put some stacks on your bail. 312 00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:41,221 Yep, foreclosure be damned. 313 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,289 Hold up. Foreclosure? 314 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,892 The Pynk about to be auctioned? 315 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,527 Woke up this mornin'... 316 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,230 ...to this sign. 317 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,831 That's the only reason I'm down here. 318 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,301 Then I found out about you and old BA-trice. 319 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,403 I bet you better keep my name out your mouth. 320 00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,639 Don't you come unless I send for you, girl. 321 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,477 God, a funny-ass bitch, but damn. 322 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,179 Sheriff Bailey know he need to be ashamed of hisself, 323 00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:07,780 keeping both of y'all in the same cage. 324 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,719 Let me pull my little pennies together from my pocketbook... 325 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,854 - Keep it. - 'Cedes, we made some stacks. 326 00:19:14,888 --> 00:19:17,290 Keep it. Don't you owe 55K? 327 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:22,362 You need to put every penny you got down on The Pynk. 328 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:25,598 Clifford, time's up. 329 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:31,471 Let me go see if I can get this runaway train turned round. 330 00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:35,775 Hey, come on. Stay strong. 331 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:37,877 Stay strong. 332 00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:42,415 Yeah. 333 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,554 And don't beat her ass again. 334 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,390 You leave that to me. 335 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,725 Well, ain't that nice? A visit from your pimp. 336 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,527 I got your pimp. 337 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,898 - What? - My pimp? 338 00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,200 You should be the one to talk. 339 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,603 That woman done done more for me in the last seven years 340 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,505 than you done done in a whole lifetime. 341 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,774 So that thing been a better mother to you than me? 342 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:08,775 Damn right! 343 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:12,378 At least she ain't steal all my shit and make herself a goddamn church! 344 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:16,249 You want to talk about pimps? 345 00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:17,917 You need to be talking about your damn self. 346 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:22,488 I was just three and already had a gas bill and Dillard's card. 347 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,257 My mama did that to me, too. 348 00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:26,593 They say Jesus come like a thief in the night? 349 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,730 Well, they ain't met them no Patrice Woodbine. 350 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,633 God forgave me for that. 351 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:37,303 You gon' have to forgive me for that, too. 352 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,439 It looks like y'all in luck. 353 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,474 Pay phone's back in business. 354 00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:43,476 Now, who got some family they want to call? 355 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,347 Gidget? 356 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,950 - Gidget! - Almost done, Ma. 357 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,359 Unknown Caller 358 00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:38,064 - We have a collect call from the... - Chucalissa jail facility. 359 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,399 - From... - Bitch, come on. 360 00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:41,534 You know your number the only number I got memorized. 361 00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:43,603 To accept charges, press one. 362 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:49,042 Now, why in the world would you get to scrapping with your mama 363 00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:50,910 on the night of your last dance? 364 00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,712 Wait, how the hell you know? 365 00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:54,714 Playing it on the news all morning. 366 00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,916 They had to blur out certain parts. 367 00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:58,851 Gidget, where's my motherfucking smoothie? 368 00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:00,486 Ma, give me a motherfucking minute. 369 00:22:01,054 --> 00:22:03,589 - How Deanna doing? - What you want, Mercedes? 370 00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:05,091 I ain't gonna make it through the weekend. 371 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,627 These folks done hemmed me up in a cage with Patrice. 372 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:08,961 I'ma need you to bail me out. 373 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,697 - With what? - A shovel. 374 00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:11,831 What the fuck you think? 375 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:13,700 Well, ain't you been the one stacking your paper. 376 00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:15,635 Should be able to bail your own self out. 377 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,036 She took it all, Gidget. 378 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:21,874 All the money I had stashed up in the church building fund... 379 00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:25,745 ...she used it for her own fucking church. 380 00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:27,747 And the killing part about it, 381 00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:31,417 ...she took the space that was gon' be mine. 382 00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:34,053 - This collect call from the... - Chucalissa jail facility... 383 00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:37,623 Will disconnect in 15 seconds. 384 00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:41,427 - How much you need? - Processing said 2K. 385 00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:43,629 - Shit, 'Cedes. - Can you get it, Gidge? 386 00:22:43,663 --> 00:22:45,031 That's gon' be like getting blood from a turnip. 387 00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:46,666 I'll take whatever, even a turnip. 388 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,701 Five seconds. 389 00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:50,503 Well, let me see what I can do. 390 00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,438 Gidget, girl, I... 391 00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:56,776 ...love you. 392 00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:29,976 Here. 393 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,112 No, I'm good. 394 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:35,481 Take it. 395 00:23:36,682 --> 00:23:38,151 That cage is cold. 396 00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:46,793 Mississippi don't need no nother church. It need another gun range. 397 00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:49,195 See, if it had been one round the corner from my house, 398 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,931 I wouldn't have shot my husband in his ass. 399 00:23:51,964 --> 00:23:54,734 But see, there, that's what he get. 400 00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:58,204 And next time, it won't be no BB gun, 401 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:02,074 'cause it's illegal to shoot a BB gun in the city limits of Chucalissa. 402 00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:04,610 And shoot heroin, too, apparently. 403 00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:06,712 Jesse done gave her a gift. 404 00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:08,714 Must be nice to have a booty like that. 405 00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:12,018 No, it bring burdens too. 406 00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:26,199 You really is trying it. 407 00:24:26,232 --> 00:24:29,235 There come a time when you must humble yourself before the eyes of the Lord, 408 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:33,172 unload your trespasses and forgive... 409 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,975 ...those who trespass against you. 410 00:24:36,008 --> 00:24:39,045 Bitch, do you know how far your little stunt done set me behind? 411 00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:42,815 If you invest in the Lord, blessings will rain down upon you, Mercedes. 412 00:24:43,850 --> 00:24:47,186 Well, while I was investin', you was busy finessin'. 413 00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:49,722 You probably been planning to take my shit 414 00:24:49,755 --> 00:24:52,091 ever since you first started holding it for me. 415 00:24:52,124 --> 00:24:53,626 Oh, Mercedes, 416 00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:56,529 you know, when God send His finger down from Heaven 417 00:24:56,562 --> 00:24:59,899 to tap you on the shoulder and say, "You it"... 418 00:25:00,867 --> 00:25:03,903 ...twice I done felt the slap of a angel wing 'cross my face, 419 00:25:03,936 --> 00:25:07,740 and twice I done had to pull a feather out my own eye. 420 00:25:07,773 --> 00:25:09,141 Just what the hell you yapping 'bout? 421 00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:11,811 I been called, Mercedes, 422 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:15,815 called to do what them niggas over at Delta Valley Missionary Baptist 423 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,884 won't let me do... 424 00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:19,018 preach. 425 00:25:19,051 --> 00:25:21,754 And what about what I been called to do? 426 00:25:21,787 --> 00:25:24,557 Unless you teaching these little heifers how to twerk for Jesus, 427 00:25:24,590 --> 00:25:26,025 I don't see the purpose. 428 00:25:26,058 --> 00:25:30,029 What if I told you it was the only way I could get Terricka back? 429 00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:31,764 What would you say then? 430 00:25:34,634 --> 00:25:37,169 You need to leave Terricka 431 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:40,907 right where she at, with 'Chelle. 432 00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:43,209 The judge say I got a better chance of getting custody 433 00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:45,711 if I can prove I got a steady job, that I'm a fit mother. 434 00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:48,314 And you think that judge gon' snatch Terricka 435 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,182 up out that big, pretty house and let her come live 436 00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:52,184 with you on the corner of Thugs and Thots? 437 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:53,319 I thinks not. 438 00:25:54,253 --> 00:25:56,188 Terricka's my daughter. 439 00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:58,257 No, baby, she 'Chelle's. 440 00:25:59,926 --> 00:26:02,862 Bless a woman twofold who took on the responsibility 441 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:06,232 of raising another woman's child. 442 00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:08,134 Must have been hard lookin' in the face 443 00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:11,270 of that man's infidelity every day. 444 00:26:12,138 --> 00:26:16,008 But that's what make a woman godly. 445 00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:19,979 She know how to forgive. 446 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,015 You could learn something from her. 447 00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:27,053 'Chelle's not her mama. 448 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,154 I am. 449 00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:33,259 Are you really ready for that responsibility, 450 00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:35,294 the sacrifice? 451 00:26:37,663 --> 00:26:42,168 Well, if given the chance to raise my daughter myself... 452 00:26:43,202 --> 00:26:46,339 ...I'd never be a mama like you. 453 00:27:34,086 --> 00:27:36,222 Gidge, look. 454 00:27:37,056 --> 00:27:41,027 My views done went up, like, 272,683. 455 00:27:41,060 --> 00:27:42,361 Let me see that shit. 456 00:27:43,062 --> 00:27:44,764 I just cannot believe... 457 00:27:44,797 --> 00:27:46,365 Your vajayjay done went viral, girl. 458 00:27:46,399 --> 00:27:48,701 This ain't porn, Jupiter. It's, like, clatchy. 459 00:27:48,734 --> 00:27:50,002 Look, y'all should have stayed at home 460 00:27:50,036 --> 00:27:51,737 if you wanted to go on a date with your fuckin' phones. 461 00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:52,772 Us stay at home? 462 00:27:52,805 --> 00:27:55,074 And where else you gon' find 2K for the bill? 463 00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:00,212 Who the hell invited her? 464 00:28:00,246 --> 00:28:02,281 All right, all right, all right, all right. 465 00:28:02,314 --> 00:28:05,251 Got the lowdown on Miss Mercedes Woodbine. 466 00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:07,853 First thing there's gonna be the 2K. 467 00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:09,388 Yep, we got that. Pony up, bitches. 468 00:28:09,422 --> 00:28:11,957 Hold your horses, now. That's just the base. 469 00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:14,193 Now, there are some outstanding parking tickets 470 00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:16,695 for Mercedes Woodbine in our system. 471 00:28:16,729 --> 00:28:19,331 That on top of several moving violations 472 00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:22,301 that have rolled into several pending warrants, 473 00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:24,904 top that off with the new processing fees, 474 00:28:24,937 --> 00:28:27,006 the excise tax on top of that, 475 00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:28,874 the total total totals 476 00:28:28,908 --> 00:28:33,412 $5,358.34 477 00:28:33,446 --> 00:28:34,713 Oh, hell no. 478 00:28:34,747 --> 00:28:36,115 This must be some sort of mistake. 479 00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:38,050 Mercedes said they told her it was 2K. 480 00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:41,420 That must have been before processing, but now that's what's in the system. 481 00:28:41,454 --> 00:28:44,223 - You sure? - I'm as sure as sure can be. 482 00:28:44,256 --> 00:28:46,492 Sure as them legs is pretty. 483 00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,794 Look, we're just trying to get our girlfriend out of jail. 484 00:28:48,828 --> 00:28:50,930 Well, I'm trying to get her out, too. 485 00:28:50,963 --> 00:28:54,400 Wonder if she is as fine as all y'all. 486 00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:56,869 - Hey, y'all, let's go. - It's fucking men like you 487 00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:58,471 that make hell so full. 488 00:28:58,504 --> 00:29:00,406 I'm just trying to give you bitches a compliment. 489 00:29:00,439 --> 00:29:01,941 - What, bitch? - We don't need nothing from you! 490 00:29:01,974 --> 00:29:04,477 I know you need to get out of my motherfucking office 491 00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:07,313 if you ain't got the money to pay the fucking bail. 492 00:29:07,346 --> 00:29:10,049 Seem like the only way you heifers are gon' get her out 493 00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:13,018 is if you put your house down as collateral 494 00:29:13,052 --> 00:29:16,122 or your pussy. 495 00:29:16,155 --> 00:29:17,156 Pussy? 496 00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:22,528 - You know what? - Fuck you! 497 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:24,163 Bitch. Bitch. 498 00:29:25,998 --> 00:29:28,000 So now what we gonna do? 499 00:29:28,033 --> 00:29:29,835 We ain't got it! 500 00:29:29,869 --> 00:29:31,403 Man, it about to be the first of the month. 501 00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:33,038 We got bills on top of bills. 502 00:29:33,072 --> 00:29:35,007 And with The Pynk 'bout to close, 503 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:38,043 I don't think not na'an one of us got nothing extra to spare. 504 00:29:38,077 --> 00:29:39,445 - What you said. - Right? 505 00:29:39,478 --> 00:29:41,413 - Well, y'all... - No. 506 00:29:41,447 --> 00:29:43,282 - Guys... - No. 507 00:29:43,315 --> 00:29:46,552 Well, Mercedes would never do that to you. 508 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:48,954 To any of us. 509 00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:51,991 Maybe, maybe not, 510 00:29:52,024 --> 00:29:55,895 but that tab she got with Chucalissa on her, not us. 511 00:29:57,163 --> 00:29:58,364 Come on, Valerie. 512 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,468 Bye, y'all. 513 00:30:05,538 --> 00:30:07,006 They right. 514 00:30:07,039 --> 00:30:08,974 I'm sorry, Gidge. 515 00:30:09,008 --> 00:30:10,209 We tried. 516 00:30:12,845 --> 00:30:14,580 Wait up, y'all! 517 00:30:35,568 --> 00:30:37,403 Would she really have done it for them? 518 00:30:39,271 --> 00:30:40,406 Hell, no. 519 00:30:47,046 --> 00:30:49,448 Her mama took all her stacks. 520 00:30:50,883 --> 00:30:53,419 What would you do if somebody took all your money? 521 00:30:55,888 --> 00:30:56,922 Kill 'em. 522 00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:10,436 God's a bitch. 523 00:31:12,271 --> 00:31:14,106 And She got jokes tonight. 524 00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:20,446 He said, "I'll make you a fisher of men." 525 00:31:22,147 --> 00:31:24,883 This girl up here trying to move on with her life 526 00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:26,986 and do right by her child, 527 00:31:27,019 --> 00:31:29,021 and you up here messing her up. 528 00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:32,124 Yeah, I mean, is you any damn good at preachin'? 529 00:31:32,157 --> 00:31:35,527 Nah, she just a pimp tryin' to be a pastor. 530 00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:38,230 - Oh, damn. - Child. 531 00:31:42,301 --> 00:31:44,136 My daughter's right, though. 532 00:31:45,371 --> 00:31:48,674 Wouldn't know it to look at me now and figure that 533 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,309 that's where I started... 534 00:31:51,610 --> 00:31:53,279 ...where I began... 535 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,148 ...in the muck... 536 00:31:57,149 --> 00:31:59,051 ...in the valley, 537 00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:02,154 but won't God do it? 538 00:32:03,122 --> 00:32:06,625 I tell you, gals, you can rise 539 00:32:06,659 --> 00:32:08,627 up out of it. 540 00:32:08,661 --> 00:32:10,696 Yes, you can. 541 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:15,467 We're just lilies 542 00:32:15,501 --> 00:32:17,636 In the valley 543 00:32:17,670 --> 00:32:22,408 Bright as the mornin' star 544 00:32:24,376 --> 00:32:25,311 What? 545 00:32:25,344 --> 00:32:28,347 Oh, lily 546 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:30,349 In the valley 547 00:32:30,382 --> 00:32:34,219 Bright as the mornin' star 548 00:32:34,253 --> 00:32:38,190 Oh, lily 549 00:32:38,223 --> 00:32:41,226 In the valley 550 00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:45,497 Bright as the mornin' star 551 00:32:45,531 --> 00:32:47,966 - Amen - Amen 552 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,369 - Amen - Amen, hey 553 00:32:50,402 --> 00:32:53,172 Amen 554 00:32:53,205 --> 00:32:56,508 Oh, we're just lilies 555 00:32:56,542 --> 00:32:59,011 - In the valley - Oh, yeah. 556 00:32:59,044 --> 00:33:01,680 Bright as the mornin' star 557 00:33:01,714 --> 00:33:04,616 Oh, lily 558 00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:07,319 In the valley 559 00:33:07,353 --> 00:33:09,655 Bright as the mornin' star 560 00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:13,192 Oh, lily 561 00:33:13,225 --> 00:33:15,661 In the valley 562 00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:19,064 Bright as the mornin' star 563 00:33:19,098 --> 00:33:23,736 - Amen, amen - Hey, hey, hey 564 00:33:23,769 --> 00:33:27,072 Amen 565 00:33:27,106 --> 00:33:29,241 Who ready to be saved tonight? 566 00:33:31,143 --> 00:33:34,012 When you been filled with the Holy Spirit, 567 00:33:34,046 --> 00:33:38,217 it feel like the best orgasm in the world, 568 00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:43,188 joy like no man or vibrator can give. 569 00:33:43,222 --> 00:33:44,089 All right. 570 00:33:44,123 --> 00:33:46,258 You talk about how I was a pimp, 571 00:33:46,291 --> 00:33:48,193 but I started lower than that, 572 00:33:48,227 --> 00:33:51,163 on my knees. 573 00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:52,164 Oh, yeah. 574 00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:56,034 And God knows I weren't down there to pray. 575 00:33:56,068 --> 00:34:00,706 I got on my knees so you wouldn't have to. 576 00:34:00,739 --> 00:34:03,742 So don't think you gon' sit up there and judge me. 577 00:34:03,776 --> 00:34:05,444 Amen! 578 00:34:05,477 --> 00:34:09,081 I've been made to feel so low, lookin' up... 579 00:34:09,114 --> 00:34:10,549 it feel like lookin' down. 580 00:34:10,582 --> 00:34:13,352 - Oh, yeah! - But God ain't judge me. 581 00:34:14,453 --> 00:34:16,255 He forgives. 582 00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:19,091 - He forgives us all! - Hallelujah! 583 00:34:19,124 --> 00:34:22,728 What done brought you to the valley today? 584 00:34:22,761 --> 00:34:25,130 What you in here for? 585 00:34:25,164 --> 00:34:27,433 You ain't 'posed to ask somebody in jail what they in there for. 586 00:34:27,466 --> 00:34:31,103 Child, this ain't jail. This God's house now! 587 00:34:31,136 --> 00:34:33,405 What about you? What you in here for? 588 00:34:33,439 --> 00:34:36,675 I had an ounce of weed on me, and I had to put it in my baby's diaper. 589 00:34:38,444 --> 00:34:40,779 - And you? - I slit somebody neck. 590 00:34:43,148 --> 00:34:44,383 I got a DUI. 591 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:46,718 - Oh, that ain't so bad. - After I cheated on my husband 592 00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:49,188 with his... 593 00:34:49,221 --> 00:34:50,389 with his mama. 594 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:51,790 What the fuck? 595 00:34:51,824 --> 00:34:53,525 "Judge not, ye shall not be judged." 596 00:34:53,559 --> 00:34:56,328 - Forgive me, Lord. - Although she need to be judged. 597 00:34:57,496 --> 00:35:01,233 All sins can be forgiven, all scars healed, 598 00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:04,670 all bridges mended, every soul saved 599 00:35:04,703 --> 00:35:09,675 'cause my God is a God of second chances. 600 00:35:10,676 --> 00:35:11,810 See, there, 'Cedes? 601 00:35:11,844 --> 00:35:14,146 This is God's plan. 602 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,815 You have to let Him use you. 603 00:35:17,516 --> 00:35:19,184 Bow to His will. 604 00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:22,321 Join hands with me 605 00:35:22,354 --> 00:35:26,358 at the Breath of Life Full Gospel Baptist Tabernacle. 606 00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:30,863 Come, my daughters. Forgive me. 607 00:35:30,896 --> 00:35:32,264 Forgive me, Lord. 608 00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:34,700 No. No. 609 00:35:36,368 --> 00:35:38,337 Forgive me. 610 00:35:53,552 --> 00:35:54,753 Forgive me. 611 00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:18,744 Mama... 612 00:36:20,612 --> 00:36:22,581 ...you dead to me. 613 00:36:24,783 --> 00:36:26,818 Mercedes Woodbine. 614 00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:28,587 You made bail. 615 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:42,861 Where Gidget? 616 00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:44,663 Keyshawn? 617 00:37:45,497 --> 00:37:46,698 Get in. 618 00:38:39,384 --> 00:38:40,385 Where to? 619 00:38:42,554 --> 00:38:43,889 Anywhere but here. 620 00:38:50,562 --> 00:38:53,532 He said, "Y'all, if you want to survive, you got to go..." 621 00:38:53,565 --> 00:38:55,500 He says, "Well, I'ma go..." 622 00:38:55,534 --> 00:38:56,668 He said, "You gonna go...?" 623 00:38:56,702 --> 00:38:57,703 He said, "I don't know about it." 624 00:38:57,736 --> 00:39:00,706 So the big silverback jumped up and said... 625 00:39:00,739 --> 00:39:02,574 And Bill said, "Okay." 626 00:39:04,409 --> 00:39:07,512 Boy, white folks tell some strange stories, man. 627 00:39:07,546 --> 00:39:09,014 Jonah, now, you know what you got to do. 628 00:39:09,047 --> 00:39:11,917 Look, all right, give my godson the Chucalissa chop, all right? 629 00:39:11,950 --> 00:39:16,888 That line gotta be so tight, now, for this Cotton Harvest Ball tonight. 630 00:39:16,922 --> 00:39:18,523 Let's take this picture now. 631 00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:22,728 - Chucalissa chop. - That's right. 632 00:39:22,761 --> 00:39:25,397 And I'm taking all my nephews and nieces down there next week 633 00:39:25,430 --> 00:39:27,032 to the new Tydell Ruffin Park. 634 00:39:27,065 --> 00:39:28,800 You better, 'cause I'm gonna have a bounce house down there 635 00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:31,002 and everything to celebrate. 636 00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:35,373 Look, I done told y'all I was gon' turn this city around 637 00:39:35,407 --> 00:39:37,743 as soon as I got elected. 638 00:39:37,776 --> 00:39:39,411 Keep my promises. 639 00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:46,918 Shouldn't you be at the beauty shop? 640 00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:48,453 No. 641 00:39:49,588 --> 00:39:51,790 I'm right where I needs to be... 642 00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:54,960 ...'cause it's about to be a chop right here. 643 00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:03,668 Now, Mayor Ruffin, you know I loves to decorate 644 00:40:03,702 --> 00:40:05,971 my fine establishment in the color pink. 645 00:40:08,106 --> 00:40:11,643 But this notice right here about to find itself wiping my ass. 646 00:40:12,711 --> 00:40:14,980 Ain't my fault you can't run no business. 647 00:40:15,013 --> 00:40:18,850 Forcin' deserving folk off they property is not a way to run a city. 648 00:40:18,884 --> 00:40:21,653 Your establishment is a blight on this town. 649 00:40:21,686 --> 00:40:23,121 A community blight? 650 00:40:23,155 --> 00:40:24,990 That's why you forced a foreclosure? 651 00:40:25,991 --> 00:40:27,692 I been a help to this city. 652 00:40:29,895 --> 00:40:30,796 No. 653 00:40:30,829 --> 00:40:32,798 Chucalissa is gon' be walking into a new day, 654 00:40:32,831 --> 00:40:35,934 and some places just gots to join hands with history. 655 00:40:35,967 --> 00:40:37,435 You trying to erase folk. 656 00:40:37,469 --> 00:40:40,872 Well, look, some niggas need to be erased. 657 00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:47,512 You know, I wonder if... 658 00:40:48,146 --> 00:40:50,482 ...Jonah, Jonah Jenkins 659 00:40:50,515 --> 00:40:53,919 like to know that the Promised Land Equities' is offering his barbershop 660 00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:56,121 half of what they offering them white folks 661 00:40:56,154 --> 00:40:58,523 for they barbershop over on Kalb Avenue. 662 00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:01,693 And how you privy to that? 663 00:41:05,897 --> 00:41:08,133 Land appraisal chart right here. 664 00:41:09,634 --> 00:41:11,102 Perhaps. 665 00:41:14,706 --> 00:41:17,742 If you think that any of us gon' care 666 00:41:17,776 --> 00:41:20,846 about what this he-she-it freak show got to say, 667 00:41:20,879 --> 00:41:22,480 don't fool yourself. 668 00:41:22,514 --> 00:41:26,852 Auction is only two weeks away, and your ass gon' be on the block. 669 00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:33,158 Are you gon' buy it, or is it gon' be Andre? 670 00:41:34,626 --> 00:41:36,895 'Cause I heard he don't never pay for it. 671 00:41:37,896 --> 00:41:39,497 Ain't that right, Andre? 672 00:41:40,599 --> 00:41:44,502 You are a tumor in this town, 673 00:41:44,536 --> 00:41:47,572 and I am just counting the motherfucking minutes 674 00:41:47,606 --> 00:41:50,942 till I can cut you the fuck out. 675 00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:55,747 Now, you can tell Eloise the rest of your complaint, 676 00:41:55,780 --> 00:41:59,084 and I'll make sure the mayor's office get right on it. 677 00:42:09,628 --> 00:42:10,929 I bet it will. 678 00:42:22,941 --> 00:42:26,778 How in the hell did that thing 679 00:42:26,811 --> 00:42:29,748 get a confidential land appraisal chart? 680 00:42:33,785 --> 00:42:35,887 Is you fuckin' Uncle Clifford? 681 00:42:35,921 --> 00:42:37,622 No! 682 00:42:37,656 --> 00:42:42,327 Well, somebody done slid up in more than just your DMs to get this. 683 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,696 Somebody must have slid up on your dick. 684 00:42:44,729 --> 00:42:46,164 - I ain't fuck anybody. - Well, look, you know what? 685 00:42:46,197 --> 00:42:50,035 Whatever you done is you and your wife's business. 686 00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:51,937 I just want to know how you gon' let something 687 00:42:51,970 --> 00:42:53,271 like this out of your sight, boy? 688 00:42:53,305 --> 00:42:57,175 I think I may have left it somewhere in The Pynk. 689 00:42:57,208 --> 00:42:59,678 Look, now, I done been in a whole lot of hole-in-the-walls, 690 00:42:59,711 --> 00:43:01,746 but I ain't never lost no paperwork up in no coochie. 691 00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:04,316 The only reason I was even in that place, 692 00:43:04,349 --> 00:43:06,618 that's where people here want to do business. 693 00:43:06,651 --> 00:43:10,622 - Corbin K--. - Spare me the motherfucking bullshit. 694 00:43:10,655 --> 00:43:14,292 Now, Uncle Clifford done fucked you and probably fucked the whole deal. 695 00:43:18,063 --> 00:43:19,264 - Mayor Ruffin? - Unh? 696 00:43:19,297 --> 00:43:20,899 We've arrived. 697 00:43:20,932 --> 00:43:23,969 Now, you close that Kyle farm deal. 698 00:43:24,002 --> 00:43:28,073 And I got to go up in here in this fucking Cotton Harvest Ball 699 00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:30,842 kiki with these motherfucking crackers 700 00:43:30,875 --> 00:43:33,144 to get this fucking casino done. 701 00:43:33,178 --> 00:43:34,980 Me and you don't do the do, 702 00:43:35,013 --> 00:43:36,881 this casino deal ain't gonna happen. 703 00:43:36,915 --> 00:43:39,684 Now, you finish it before I do. 704 00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:41,820 Nigga. 705 00:43:45,390 --> 00:43:47,826 Hey, now, all right. 706 00:43:47,859 --> 00:43:49,327 Let's get on in here, now. 707 00:44:17,722 --> 00:44:20,225 I see you, Miss Mississippi. 708 00:44:53,992 --> 00:44:56,861 Y'all give it up for our girl Miss Mississippi, man. 709 00:44:58,997 --> 00:45:00,865 She gone be the next Black Chyna, y'all. 710 00:45:05,470 --> 00:45:07,405 You mean you can't move some more money round? 711 00:45:07,439 --> 00:45:10,975 I've been robbing Peter to pay Paul, man, but these books are a mess. 712 00:45:11,009 --> 00:45:11,910 Shit. 713 00:45:11,943 --> 00:45:15,713 Well, you best rob Peter to pay Pamiesha, 'cause we ain't gonna go down... 714 00:45:22,053 --> 00:45:24,422 Now, how little nigga know how to get back here? 715 00:45:26,791 --> 00:45:29,961 - Ain't it about time for your break? - I ain't had a break since 1999. 716 00:45:29,994 --> 00:45:31,229 Nigga! 717 00:45:51,816 --> 00:45:53,151 Can I help you with something? 718 00:45:54,119 --> 00:45:55,487 I got another complaint. 719 00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:58,790 Well, the complaint box is by the exit, 720 00:45:58,823 --> 00:46:02,060 but since you back here, I guess I can make a note for management. 721 00:46:02,861 --> 00:46:04,462 So that's how it's gon' be, huh? 722 00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:07,499 Just gon' act like nothing happened last night? 723 00:46:07,532 --> 00:46:11,302 Look, I just got kind of carried away. 724 00:46:11,336 --> 00:46:12,437 I saw. 725 00:46:14,205 --> 00:46:15,340 So did I. 726 00:46:16,474 --> 00:46:17,809 I wanted to do it again, 727 00:46:17,842 --> 00:46:19,844 but when I woke up on that couch, you was gone. 728 00:46:21,012 --> 00:46:23,248 I got too much on my plate for any kind of... 729 00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:24,415 I heard. 730 00:46:24,449 --> 00:46:26,518 You know, word on the street's y'all is closing. 731 00:46:26,551 --> 00:46:27,485 Yeah. 732 00:46:29,053 --> 00:46:31,055 I got to find a way to plug up this boat. 733 00:46:31,089 --> 00:46:33,024 Cliff, my nigga, you look pressed? 734 00:46:33,858 --> 00:46:36,928 Need to let somebody take you on up out this office for a minute. 735 00:46:36,961 --> 00:46:41,533 You know, maybe take you somewhere. 736 00:46:41,566 --> 00:46:45,403 Child, now, you know good and goddamn well 737 00:46:45,436 --> 00:46:48,173 that me and you ain't meant for the outside. 738 00:46:48,206 --> 00:46:51,209 So that's how it's always gon' be? We just gon' suck and fuck in the dark? 739 00:46:55,346 --> 00:46:56,915 Where you want to take me to, Lil Murda? 740 00:46:56,948 --> 00:46:58,082 LaMarques. 741 00:46:59,984 --> 00:47:01,219 Okay. 742 00:47:02,387 --> 00:47:03,922 LaMarques. 743 00:47:06,391 --> 00:47:07,592 Where we going? 744 00:47:08,359 --> 00:47:10,195 Do you want to go on a romantic walk down by the river? 745 00:47:10,228 --> 00:47:11,196 If that's what you want. 746 00:47:11,229 --> 00:47:14,465 Okay, well, the last two faggots did that found theyselves floating up in it. 747 00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:17,368 You want to take me over to the Hot Wing Castle 748 00:47:17,402 --> 00:47:19,070 for that lemon pepper wet? 749 00:47:20,038 --> 00:47:22,106 The last two dykes did that found their booty holes 750 00:47:22,140 --> 00:47:23,875 turnt out by a train of truckers. 751 00:47:23,908 --> 00:47:25,543 - That ain't gon... - LaMarques... 752 00:47:26,411 --> 00:47:27,545 ...where... 753 00:47:28,546 --> 00:47:30,548 ...you gonna take me? 754 00:47:34,085 --> 00:47:36,087 I advise you to take me nowhere. 755 00:47:40,992 --> 00:47:42,860 Just tell me where you want to go. 756 00:47:42,894 --> 00:47:44,195 I don't do dates. 757 00:47:44,229 --> 00:47:46,130 There's a first time for everything. 758 00:47:49,167 --> 00:47:51,569 Hey, they playing your song again, okay. 759 00:47:53,104 --> 00:47:54,339 Yours. 760 00:48:08,286 --> 00:48:09,587 Oh, my goodness. 761 00:48:10,455 --> 00:48:13,458 This dude all up in my DM asking if my coochie is shaved. 762 00:48:13,491 --> 00:48:17,362 I'm like, "Nigga, where they do that at?" 763 00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:21,466 I'm a grown woman, and I stay with a little landing strip. 764 00:48:22,267 --> 00:48:24,569 My, my, how things change. 765 00:48:24,602 --> 00:48:26,271 Did you say something, Toy? 766 00:48:26,971 --> 00:48:29,574 I was just remarking on your glow-up, Keyshawn. 767 00:48:29,607 --> 00:48:30,642 Look good on you. 768 00:48:31,476 --> 00:48:33,177 Thanks. 769 00:48:33,211 --> 00:48:35,146 I get, like, 50 likes a minute. 770 00:48:35,179 --> 00:48:37,081 This joker gone more than viral. 771 00:48:37,115 --> 00:48:39,317 I bet aliens even looking at it. 772 00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:45,189 Keyshawn, Diamond said Derrick out there with the baby. 773 00:48:55,366 --> 00:48:58,002 Derrick done seen that video yet? 774 00:48:58,036 --> 00:49:01,039 If the aliens done seen it, I'm sure he's seen it. 775 00:49:25,296 --> 00:49:26,364 Keyshawn. 776 00:49:28,666 --> 00:49:30,535 Why you coming out looking all naked? 777 00:49:30,568 --> 00:49:33,004 I was running out here real quick to get Regal. 778 00:49:36,641 --> 00:49:40,111 You know, now that I'm back at the shop, 779 00:49:40,144 --> 00:49:42,180 you don't have to work here no more. 780 00:49:43,348 --> 00:49:46,651 I mean, you could stay at home. 781 00:49:46,684 --> 00:49:50,188 - I don't want to stay at home, Derrick. - Fuck, Keyshawn. 782 00:49:53,524 --> 00:49:55,326 Why won't you just let me take care of you? 783 00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:58,229 Pays the bills, Derrick, that's it. 784 00:50:07,071 --> 00:50:08,473 You sure that's it? 785 00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:09,574 That's it. 786 00:50:10,675 --> 00:50:13,010 I see why you blowing up, though. 787 00:50:14,412 --> 00:50:15,747 The video. 788 00:50:21,185 --> 00:50:22,253 You... 789 00:50:23,488 --> 00:50:25,690 You look beautiful. 790 00:50:32,263 --> 00:50:34,432 Who watch Regal when you dance? 791 00:50:37,535 --> 00:50:39,437 Everybody do. 792 00:51:13,471 --> 00:51:15,106 Oh, fuck. 793 00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:24,115 Okay, it's okay. Hey, hey, I'ma go talk to her. 794 00:51:24,148 --> 00:51:25,650 - I'll go to talk to her. - Let me handle her. 795 00:51:34,792 --> 00:51:36,160 Okay. 796 00:51:52,143 --> 00:51:54,445 What you getting drunk off of now? 797 00:51:54,479 --> 00:51:56,147 Your favorite... 798 00:51:56,814 --> 00:51:57,849 ...Kool-Aid. 799 00:51:57,882 --> 00:52:00,284 Bitch, this just purdee sugar. 800 00:52:00,318 --> 00:52:02,220 Better sugar than alcohol. 801 00:52:02,253 --> 00:52:03,621 Cold turkey, huh? 802 00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:06,357 Same way you stop stripping. 803 00:52:06,858 --> 00:52:10,194 One day, you wake up, and it's time. 804 00:52:10,695 --> 00:52:12,196 I ain't going back. 805 00:52:21,772 --> 00:52:25,376 Once upon a time, I ran out of a door, and I never looked back. 806 00:52:27,745 --> 00:52:30,214 Thought I had the ultimate plan. 807 00:52:31,849 --> 00:52:33,751 But I took a wrong turn. 808 00:52:37,722 --> 00:52:39,557 And the waters overtook me. 809 00:52:49,267 --> 00:52:50,535 I tried to grab her. 810 00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:57,208 But God had other plans. 811 00:53:02,213 --> 00:53:03,581 I searched for her... 812 00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:06,250 ...for three days... 813 00:53:07,585 --> 00:53:09,420 ...and three nights. 814 00:53:12,223 --> 00:53:14,392 I wanted to die, Mercedes. 815 00:53:15,893 --> 00:53:17,895 I deserved to die. 816 00:53:23,668 --> 00:53:25,269 But then this... 817 00:53:26,270 --> 00:53:27,605 ...suitcase... 818 00:53:28,606 --> 00:53:30,641 ...came riding in. 819 00:53:35,246 --> 00:53:38,416 And inside it was a new life. 820 00:53:41,452 --> 00:53:44,422 Life is just a long day's journey into tomorrow. 821 00:53:46,624 --> 00:53:48,926 You just got to make it through the long, dark nights. 822 00:53:49,961 --> 00:53:52,229 They say God is a God of second chances. 823 00:53:53,631 --> 00:53:55,466 I'm gon' pay you back that bail money. 824 00:53:57,969 --> 00:53:59,470 You don't need to pay me back... 825 00:54:01,272 --> 00:54:03,474 ...'cause I got more where that came from. 826 00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:19,523 Bitch, why the fuck you stripping, you got all this scrilla? 827 00:54:19,557 --> 00:54:20,825 'Cause I like it. 828 00:54:22,326 --> 00:54:24,962 I can run you ten stacks by the end of the week. 829 00:54:24,996 --> 00:54:26,330 Ten stacks? 830 00:54:28,466 --> 00:54:30,635 Okay, and then I'm out, 831 00:54:30,668 --> 00:54:34,271 'cause I know better enough than to deal with finessin' ass hoes for long. 832 00:54:34,305 --> 00:54:35,339 It ain't a scam. 833 00:54:36,407 --> 00:54:37,508 It's... 834 00:54:38,676 --> 00:54:39,977 ...retribution. 835 00:54:45,683 --> 00:54:46,851 Okay. 836 00:54:48,486 --> 00:54:49,887 What I got to do? 837 00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:57,361 Bitch... 838 00:54:58,863 --> 00:55:00,831 You bets put down my stripper name. 839 00:55:00,865 --> 00:55:03,300 What? Mercedes ain't your stripper name? 840 00:55:03,334 --> 00:55:05,903 Like Uncle Clifford say, what's the last thing you ate 841 00:55:05,936 --> 00:55:07,972 and the color of your underwear? 842 00:55:10,541 --> 00:55:12,009 We gon' need IDs. 843 00:55:12,043 --> 00:55:13,611 I know this man named Mane that can hook us up. 844 00:55:13,644 --> 00:55:15,613 - You trust him? - He ain't no snitch. 845 00:55:15,646 --> 00:55:17,848 Why you think he steady stay in jail? 846 00:55:17,882 --> 00:55:19,717 How many you need? 847 00:55:19,750 --> 00:55:20,985 Ten. 848 00:55:21,018 --> 00:55:22,019 Okay. 849 00:55:23,354 --> 00:55:25,022 Crystal S. Flowers? 850 00:55:25,056 --> 00:55:26,757 So you ate a crystal? 851 00:55:27,625 --> 00:55:30,061 Bitch, don't tell me you been in Chucalissa 852 00:55:30,094 --> 00:55:31,629 and you ain't been to Krystal's yet?